Too Good to be True!  By USAGIRL - 7/17/2004 22:25

To know me is to love me.  7/17/2004 17:47

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?  By Tina - 7/17/2004 13:41

The last fight was my fault. My wife asked "What's on TV?", I said "Dust".  7/17/2004 12:54

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was ALWAYS.  By Tim - 7/17/2004 12:16

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.  By Alozz - 7/17/2004 09:09

He does the work of three men... Moe, Larry & Curly!  7/17/2004 06:01

If you love something set it free, if it stays around taking your money and eating your food, chances are you're married or gave birth to it.  By Moody - 7/16/2004 13:53

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt, then it's hilarious.  By Katy - 7/16/2004 09:27

I don't like getting married... if I do it, it's only for the pleasure of divorce.  7/16/2004 07:17