You're only as old as the man you feel.  By Ya Linda - 7/18/2004 07:49

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.  By Jos - 7/18/2004 03:25

Is reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Tasking?  7/18/2004 02:48

Success is never certain. Failure is never final.  By Tamar - 7/18/2004 02:37

Living on earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun every year!  By Jos - 7/18/2004 02:19

How come wrong numbers are never busy?  By Mary - 7/18/2004 02:11

Just as you give up, someone comes along and gives you hope again!  By ken - 7/18/2004 02:07

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?  7/18/2004 01:59

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.  By Jos - 7/18/2004 01:43

And if i miss my graduation, then i'll have one long vacation!  By Michael - 7/17/2004 23:41