If you find a good MAN, shoot him before he turns bad.  By LOL - 7/19/2004 04:10

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.  By Lynx - 7/19/2004 00:36

ASSUME = you make an A*S out of U and ME.  By Tina - 7/18/2004 21:27

War doesn't determine who's right, just who's left.  By Seinfeld - 7/18/2004 13:57

First guy (proudly): "My wife is an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine is still alive."  By JooJ - 7/18/2004 13:02

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.  By JooJ - 7/18/2004 11:58

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers!  By Jos - 7/18/2004 09:02

I used to think life was hard because I had no shoes... until I met a man with no feet.  7/18/2004 08:55

The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing. [Socrates]  7/18/2004 08:38

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once!  By Jos - 7/18/2004 07:53