Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?  By Seinfeld - 7/19/2004 15:09

I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months; I don't like to interrupt her.  By JooJ - 7/19/2004 14:57

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?  By Seinfeld - 7/19/2004 13:08

Men are simple. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote.  By Lynx - 7/19/2004 10:22

The best part of marriage is divorce.  7/19/2004 10:03

I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at. [Wilson Mizner]  By Ellis - 7/19/2004 09:13

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret!  By Jos - 7/19/2004 08:13

Is ignorance the biggest problem in the world today? I don't know.  By JooJ - 7/19/2004 05:51

Is apathy the biggest problem in the world today? I don't care.  By JooJ - 7/19/2004 05:45

The choices we make, determine the life we lead!  By Ya Linda - 7/19/2004 04:37