Some folks are wise and others are otherwise!  By Jos - 7/20/2004 09:38

My wife ran off with my best mate... I am sure I'm gonna miss him.  By Stewart - 7/20/2004 09:14

A friend in need is a pest.  By Stewart - 7/20/2004 08:13

When the going gets tough, the tough leaves rapidly.  By Stewart - 7/20/2004 07:48

I am the perfect weight for my height... if I were 9 ft tall.  7/20/2004 07:22

Live everyday as if it were your last, because one of these days it will be.  By Jos - 7/20/2004 03:16

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?  By Gool - 7/20/2004 00:34

Everyone is ignorant, only on different subjects.  By Me - 7/19/2004 23:19

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.  By JooJ - 7/19/2004 20:20

Atheism is a non-prophet organization. [George Carlin]  7/19/2004 15:23