Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. [Ralph Waldo Emerson]  By Mom Epp - 7/20/2004 18:19

If Walmart is always marking prices down... why aren't things free yet?  7/20/2004 17:09

God helps those who helps themselves.  By crissy boy - 7/20/2004 16:11

There are never enough hours in the day, but always too many days before Saturday.  7/20/2004 12:47

Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?  By Seinfeld - 7/20/2004 12:40

Here I sit broken hearted, came to shit but only farted.  7/20/2004 12:34

On the other hand, you have different fingers.  By JooJ - 7/20/2004 12:26

Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?  7/20/2004 12:01

On a Garbage Truck: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.  7/20/2004 11:06

Why is it that to stop Windows, you have to click on 'Start'.  By Tim - 7/20/2004 10:12