Poor is the pupil who does not surpass his master. [Leonardo da Vinci]  7/21/2004 06:48

She used to diet on any kind of food she could lay her hands on. [Arthur Baer]  By Tim - 7/21/2004 05:35

My identity lies in not knowing who I am.  7/21/2004 05:12

I have a twin brother; he's identical, but I'm not.  By JooJ - 7/21/2004 04:56

Modern dancing is so old fashioned. [Samuel Goldwyn]  7/21/2004 04:18

Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?  By Seinfeld - 7/21/2004 03:12

How come abbreviated is such a long word?  7/21/2004 03:04

Even a broken clock reads 4:20 twice a day!  By Budburns - 7/21/2004 02:49

When you're on top, you always get the answer you want.  7/21/2004 02:10

Good friends don't let you do stupid things... alone!  By JooJ - 7/21/2004 00:01