Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today!  By Moody - 7/21/2004 18:26

Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it SHRINKS 2 sizes!  By Moody - 7/21/2004 18:17

The nice part about living in a small town: When you don't know what you are doing, someone else always does.  By Moody - 7/21/2004 18:09

My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.  By Moody - 7/21/2004 17:40

I'd stop eating chocolate, but I'm no quitter!  7/21/2004 17:15

It's a small world but I wouldn't wanna paint it.  By j_u_l_i_e_u_k - 7/21/2004 15:54

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?  7/21/2004 14:12

An angel from hell!  7/21/2004 13:02

The harder you work, the more money you make, the less time you get to enjoy it.  7/21/2004 08:19

Work smarter, not harder.  By Ya Linda - 7/21/2004 07:56