The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it.  By Saddam - 7/22/2004 11:21

If your mind goes blank, don't forget to turn off the sound.  By Tim - 7/22/2004 10:11

Marry a mountain girl, and you marry the whole mountain.  7/22/2004 09:51

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.  By Ellis - 7/22/2004 09:28

Why does sour cream have an expiration date?  7/22/2004 08:57

What goes up must come down, so why doesn't age?  7/22/2004 07:44

A pedestrian hit me and went under my car :-(  7/22/2004 05:12

Speak, if you have words stronger than silence.  By CBS - 7/22/2004 03:24

Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?  By Seinfeld - 7/22/2004 00:36

If you've been married thirty-one years and still feel like you're on your honeymoon , it must be real love.  7/21/2004 20:26