If you can't see it does it not exist?  7/23/2004 07:15

Much learning earns you much trouble. The more you know, the more you hurt.  By Ecclesiastes 1:18 - 7/23/2004 02:44

The mind is like a parachute, it works best when it is opened.  7/23/2004 01:58

Life without a friend is death without a witness.  7/23/2004 01:05

In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. [Albert Einstein]  7/22/2004 23:41

Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!  7/22/2004 21:21

In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.  7/22/2004 19:58

Non-smoking area: If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.  7/22/2004 17:46

When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?  By Seinfeld - 7/22/2004 15:25

A friend to all is a friend to none. [Aristotle]  7/22/2004 12:25