If Dracula can't see his reflection in a mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed? [Steven Wright]  By louli - 7/24/2004 03:12

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more.  By CBS - 7/24/2004 03:07

Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people. [Eleanor Roosevelt]  7/24/2004 02:34

Sign on Fence: Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive.  7/24/2004 01:30

Wherever you go, there you are.  7/23/2004 13:02

Ignorance is curable; stupidity is forever.  7/23/2004 12:36

The best way to get back on your feet is to miss a car payment.  7/23/2004 12:21

Computer Store Sign: Out for a quick byte.  7/23/2004 11:49

Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?  By Seinfeld - 7/23/2004 10:58

To talk without thinking is to shoot without aiming.  7/23/2004 09:43