Sooner or later, doesn't EVERYONE stop smoking?  7/25/2004 01:51

Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.  By Seinfeld - 7/25/2004 01:30

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?  7/25/2004 01:17

All that glitters is not gold.  By Jos - 7/25/2004 01:01

Always lead by example.  7/25/2004 00:22

In raising your children, spend half as much money and twice as much time.  By ME - 7/25/2004 00:02

If you love something set it free, if it doesn't come back, you STUFFED up!  By me - 7/24/2004 10:44

My face is smiling, but my heart is crying.  By me - 7/24/2004 10:37

Engage your brain before speaking please.  By Neil - 7/24/2004 09:53

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.  By Robert Orben - 7/24/2004 03:50