Life is like an onion; you peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep.  By Jos - 7/26/2004 03:42

A true friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.  By Modesty - 7/25/2004 12:00

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?  By Seinfeld - 7/25/2004 11:44

A man needs a good memory after he has lied.  7/25/2004 11:15

Flattery makes friends and truth makes enemies.  7/25/2004 10:58

Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?  7/25/2004 10:30

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.  By Jos - 7/25/2004 09:51

Love is motion, not emotion.  By Jos - 7/25/2004 07:55

We are all born equals, it's what we do with our lives that sets us apart.  By Me - 7/25/2004 04:28

When there are problems in the family, you don't walk away. You stay and work them out together with God's help.  By Tamar - 7/25/2004 01:58