A wise man learns something new every day. The fool knows it all already!  7/27/2004 00:59

Anger is only one letter short of danger.  7/27/2004 00:03

The greatest risk is not taking one.  7/26/2004 22:51

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. [Mignon McLaughlin]  7/26/2004 21:37

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. [Jules Renard]  7/26/2004 20:46

Do married people live longer than single people or does it just SEEM longer?  By Seinfeld - 7/26/2004 18:54

Don't cry for those who don't deserve your tears; and those who deserve your tears won't let you cry.  By Lily Bean - 7/26/2004 16:45

I found my wife in bed naked one day with a Vietnamese guy & a black guy. I took a photo & sent it to Benetton. You never know!  By Franck Dubosc - 7/26/2004 14:25

When I started work I used to dream of earning the salary I'm starving on now.  7/26/2004 14:18

True friends stab you in the front. [Oscar Wilde]  By JooJ - 7/26/2004 14:10