You are only what you are, when no one is looking.  7/27/2004 13:53

Always keep a smile on your face... it makes people wonder what you're up too!  By JooJ - 7/27/2004 13:32

Sign in an office: We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left.  7/27/2004 13:19

Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your kids.  By Tammy - 7/27/2004 13:02

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.  By Ellis - 7/27/2004 11:16

I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect.  7/27/2004 10:33

Sometimes you're the windshield & sometimes you're the bug.  By Andy - 7/27/2004 10:01

Love has reasons that reason knows nothing of.  By Jos - 7/27/2004 09:30

Don't love the things you own lest they own you.  By Jos - 7/27/2004 08:44

A person with words without deeds is like a garden full of weeds.  By Jos - 7/27/2004 08:22