When your dad is mad and asks you: 'Do I look stupid?', Don't answer him.  By Mike - 8/4/2004 10:24

I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late.  By Mary-Ed - 8/4/2004 09:24

What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A tea bag.  8/4/2004 06:07

You're never fully dressed until you wear a smile.  By Jos - 8/4/2004 05:43

Give to others more than what they expect, and do it with pleasure.  By CBS - 8/4/2004 04:31

God loves us the way we are, but too much to leave us that way.  By Jos - 8/4/2004 03:55

Friends are like melons. To find one good, you must a hundred try.  By Tim - 8/4/2004 02:55

The harder you work, the luckier you get. [Gary Player]  8/4/2004 02:46

They say love is blind, why isn't hate?  8/4/2004 00:08

Whether you are ugly or good looking, it is nice to have a face.  By Tuki - 8/3/2004 23:18