Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.  By Paul - 7/31/2004 17:58

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. [J. Paul Getty]  By Frank - 7/31/2004 16:13

Some cause happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go. [Oscar Wilde]  By Oscar Wilde - 7/31/2004 15:56

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. [Napoleon Bonaparte]  7/31/2004 14:41

Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. [Plato]  By JooJ2 - 7/31/2004 13:32

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. [George Burns]  7/31/2004 12:28

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice, but in practice, there is.  By Jake - 7/31/2004 11:44

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. [Albert Einstein]  By Tammy - 7/31/2004 10:21

Make sure brain is engaged, before putting mouth in gear.  By E. Spencer aka wolf - 7/31/2004 09:26

Why do police officers have locks on their lockers?  7/31/2004 08:31