No one is promised tomorrow.  8/5/2004 09:32

A house becomes a home when you can write "I love you" on the furniture.  By Jo - 8/5/2004 08:38

Man belongs to the earth. The earth does not belong to man.  By Greywolf - 8/5/2004 07:15

Good health is the slowest possible way to die.  By shmelfy - 8/5/2004 04:00

Save the earth, it's the only planet with chocolate.  8/5/2004 02:29

An identical twin says to the other: "I never wanna see you again". So the 2nd one says: "Don't look in the mirror!".  By Coolio - 8/4/2004 23:26

Celebrate diversity pride.  8/4/2004 21:52

If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing. [Anatole France]  8/4/2004 12:01

Can you get cornered in a round room?  By Wonder - 8/4/2004 11:43

Q: Why do divorced men get married again? A: Bad memory.  8/4/2004 11:30