Doing nothing is very hard to do... you never know when you're finished. [Leslie Nielsen]  8/1/2004 05:23

A drink a day keeps the shrink away. [Edward Abbey]  8/1/2004 04:03

Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up!'.  By Joe - 8/1/2004 03:11

Guys are like dogs, they keep coming back. Ladies are like cats, yell at a cat one time, and they're gone. [Lenny Bruce]  8/1/2004 02:05

If you lend a person $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.  By Mandy-Lou - 8/1/2004 01:02

If you can't beat them, join them!  By Bobbie - 7/31/2004 23:55

There is life after death. Make sure you plan for the after life.  By Bobbie - 7/31/2004 22:21

Have you ever met a normal person? And? Did you like it?  By loesje - 7/31/2004 21:34

A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.  By Steve - 7/31/2004 20:54

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. [Woody Allen]  By Fan - 7/31/2004 19:31