As I said before, I never repeat myself.  8/2/2004 01:16

Evening news is where they begin with "Good evening", and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.  By Jim - 8/2/2004 00:45

Better to remain silent and let others think you're a fool than to open your mouth and prove them right.  By Lifespalette - 8/2/2004 00:20

A Priest, a Minister and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says: Is this a joke?!  By Bobbie - 8/1/2004 20:40

If it were raining soup, I'd be holding a fork.  By B2 - 8/1/2004 18:43

I have so much love to give, but nobody to give it to.  8/1/2004 09:24

The safest way to cross life's streets is to hold hands.  By Jos - 8/1/2004 09:09

Those who are at war with others are seldom at peace with themselves.  By Jos - 8/1/2004 08:43

If you have the desire, you are halfway there.  By Jos - 8/1/2004 07:34

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?  By Lazy Jim - 8/1/2004 06:36