Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press "Ctrl Alt Delete" and start all over?  By Perignons hunter - 8/6/2004 01:01

Sanity is the condition where you think that everyone must be like you, and if not, they are medicated until they are.  By Rachel C. - 8/6/2004 00:02

Q: What is the definition of divorce? A: The screwing you get for the screwing you got.  8/5/2004 12:09

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. [Jackie Mason]  8/5/2004 11:54

When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone.  By Laura - 8/5/2004 11:31

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.  By Jerry - 8/5/2004 10:52

Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture. [Mario Buatta]  8/5/2004 10:25

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.  By Tammy - 8/5/2004 10:04

Insanity is hereditary, you get it from your kids!  8/5/2004 09:44

No one is promised tomorrow.  8/5/2004 09:32