Never enter into a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.  By Hopebme - 8/6/2004 23:38

Does anyone know what that murphy guy looks like?  8/6/2004 12:35

If you fumble at raising your child, nothing you do the rest of your life really matters.  By J - 8/6/2004 12:28

If ignorance is a bliss, it's folly to be wise.  By Benyamin - 8/6/2004 10:33

Cheat me once, shame on you. Cheat me twice, shame on me.  By Greywolf - 8/6/2004 08:32

I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a salary.  8/6/2004 07:52

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" She hit me.  8/6/2004 06:25

Do not allow a small dispute hurt a big friendship.  By CBS - 8/6/2004 03:18

If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?  By JooJ - 8/6/2004 02:28

The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be lighted. [Plutarch]  8/6/2004 01:35