When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it. [Clarence Darrow]  8/8/2004 03:21

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.  8/8/2004 03:10

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. [Louis Hector Berlioz]  8/8/2004 02:47

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. [Marcel Archard]  8/8/2004 02:05

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. [George Carlin]  By Lazy Jim - 8/8/2004 01:22

If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?  8/8/2004 00:49

Love is like a rose, it sometimes has thorns.  By Dale - 8/7/2004 22:43

The hurrier I go, the behinder I get.  8/7/2004 19:00

Life is a buzz! Bee happy!  By Phoebe - 8/7/2004 15:06

Be wary! The world is big and scary!  By Phoebe - 8/7/2004 14:49