Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house. [Lewis Grizzard]  8/10/2004 10:48

When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.  By Nana - 8/10/2004 10:36

Never run from your fears because when they catch up to you , you are too tired to fight.  By Jos - 8/10/2004 09:49

I've never made a mistake. Well once I thought I did but I was wrong.  By Dave Huckleberry - 8/10/2004 09:45

Remember, wherever you go, there you are.  By Huckleberry - 8/10/2004 09:38

If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?  8/10/2004 09:37

Optometrist's Office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.  8/10/2004 09:11

Look at the inside before you judge the outside.  By jhm - 8/10/2004 08:42

If your heart breaks once, it can never break again!  By me - 8/10/2004 07:55

Don't wait for your ship to sail in, swim out to it.  By me - 8/10/2004 07:48