Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.  By sappho - 8/11/2004 03:14

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. [W. C. Fields]  8/11/2004 02:37

Listen to your brain. It has lots of information.  8/11/2004 01:58

Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.  By Jer - 8/11/2004 01:36

Golf is for men whose wives won't let them buy bass boats.  By Lifespalette - 8/11/2004 00:26

You know you're having a bad day when you put your bra on backwards and it fits better!  8/10/2004 22:49

It's too bad stupidity isn't painful!  8/10/2004 22:43

Good morning wall! Good morning all!  By Phoebe mumzau.stumbleupon.com - 8/10/2004 20:51

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.  By Sappho - 8/10/2004 11:59

A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.  By Jim - 8/10/2004 11:02