Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. [Albert Einstein]  8/13/2004 11:13

If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called LABOR!  8/13/2004 10:28

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?  8/13/2004 09:57

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.  By sappho - 8/13/2004 09:38

If I am pressed to say why I loved him, I feel it can only be explained by replying: 'Because it was he, because it was me'.  By Montaigne - 8/13/2004 09:24

What award did the man who invented the door bell win? The Nobell Prize!  8/13/2004 06:29

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?  By Jen - 8/13/2004 03:29

People change and forget to tell each other.  8/13/2004 02:20

The hottest love has the coldest end. [Socrates]  8/13/2004 01:11

I am too bored to write on walls.  8/13/2004 00:17