Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.  By louli - 8/15/2004 08:37

If you don't look for success, success will look for you.  By me - 8/15/2004 07:44

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. [Plato]  By JooJ - 8/15/2004 05:30

I went to a bookstore and asked the woman "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose. [Seinfeld]  8/15/2004 04:22

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?  8/15/2004 03:59

In order to be old and wise, you have to be young and naive first.  8/15/2004 02:48

I may not be who I want to be, and I may not be who I am going to be, but thank God I am not who I was.  8/15/2004 01:22

A girl is like a parachute; if she's not there for you the first time you need her, chances are you'll never need her again!  By pekrwood - 8/14/2004 22:52

If you play a blank tape at full volume and have a mime for a neighbor, will he complain?  By Jeff - 8/14/2004 17:31

Admitting you don't know where you're going with your life means you have found where you are.  By DAM - 8/14/2004 17:20