Do not make fun of other's dreams. Those with no dreams do not have great things.  By CBS - 8/20/2004 02:58

Behind every successful man, stands a woman, telling him he is wrong.  8/20/2004 02:32

Behind every successful man there is a woman, behind every unsuccessful man there are two.  8/20/2004 01:05

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.  By Tam - 8/20/2004 00:43

If you're rich, I'm single!  By Sue - 8/20/2004 00:21

Stupidity is not a crime, so you're free to go.  By Jim - 8/20/2004 00:09

Love me for who I am, not for what I look like.  8/19/2004 20:22

I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids do you want?  8/19/2004 12:39

Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?  8/19/2004 12:20

Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?  8/19/2004 12:09