Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.  By Kevin - 8/26/2004 03:00

A girl phoned me the other day and said: "Come on over; nobody's home". I went over. Nobody was home.  8/26/2004 01:57

In disagreements, fight with dignity. Please no insults.  By CBS - 8/26/2004 01:39

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. [Walter Winchell]  8/25/2004 16:41

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's a pretty good one. [Woody Allen]  By LDAC - 8/25/2004 16:23

Don't have sex, it leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.  By LDAC - 8/25/2004 16:16

Experience is always the hardest teacher, because you take the test before you learn your lesson.  8/25/2004 14:34

Talking comes by nature, silence by wisdom.  By JooJ - 8/25/2004 14:02

If you're going nowhere, you can't get lost.  8/25/2004 13:25

Move your meat, lose your seat.  8/25/2004 13:01