An apple a day keeps the doctor away.  By Alaa - 8/22/2004 09:17

A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.  By Jim - 8/22/2004 09:06

The day I meet you, I learned a lot. Now I know what's right, what's cold and what's hot.  By Rose - 8/22/2004 05:50

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.  By sappho - 8/22/2004 04:09

Smoking helps you lose weight, one lung at a time!  8/22/2004 01:18

Running makes water taste so good!  By JooJ - 8/22/2004 01:07

Enjoy your pain. You've earned it.  8/22/2004 01:01

Many questions. Zero answers!  8/21/2004 12:50

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?  8/21/2004 12:21

Tell the truth and run!  By JooJ - 8/21/2004 12:02