The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a window. [Robert Paul]  8/27/2004 15:31

Anyone who says: "Easy as taking candy from a baby", has never tried it.  By Tammy - 8/27/2004 14:58

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?  8/27/2004 14:23

The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost. [G. K. Chesterton]  8/27/2004 13:19

The right angle to approach a difficult problem is the try-angle.  By JooJ - 8/27/2004 05:52

The king and the pawn go back into the same box when the game is over.  By JooJ - 8/27/2004 05:01

God gave us two ears and one mouth, which indicates we should listen twice as much as we speak.  By JooJ - 8/27/2004 04:34

Money can buy a house but not a home.  By CBS - 8/27/2004 02:29

Eat healthy, live right, die anyway.  By sappho - 8/27/2004 01:54

I once saw a stationery store move. [Jay London]  8/26/2004 13:06