Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.  By Jim - 8/29/2004 02:15

I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me. [Rodney Dangerfield]  8/29/2004 01:49

Live today as if it is your last, it just might be.  By Tuki - 8/29/2004 01:27

You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do. [Henry Ford]  By JooJ - 8/28/2004 14:11

The road to the heart is the ear. [Voltaire]  8/28/2004 13:38

The greatest right in the world is the right to be wrong.  8/28/2004 13:01

Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.  8/28/2004 11:58

The largest room in the world is the room for improvement.  By JooJ - 8/28/2004 11:10

Be alert! your country needs lerts.  By Dave - 8/28/2004 09:23

The moon could not go on shining if it paid any attention to the little dogs that bark at it.  By JooJ - 8/28/2004 08:59