The trouble with children is that they're not returnable. [Quentin Crisp]  8/26/2004 09:55

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. [Phyllis Diller]  8/26/2004 08:31

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less. [Brendan Francis]  8/26/2004 07:46

Can I pay my Visa with my MasterCard?  8/26/2004 07:15

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close knit family in another city. [George Burns]  8/26/2004 06:21

Treat me like an angel and I'll be your little devil.  By Jim - 8/26/2004 05:39

If at first you don't succeed, try again.  By JooJ - 8/26/2004 03:51

Watch what you say... love might be following what you say.  8/26/2004 03:39

Knowledge is power. [Sir Francis Bacon]  8/26/2004 03:34

Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.  By Kevin - 8/26/2004 03:00