The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes. [William Davis]  8/28/2004 08:04

It is better to light one small candle than to curse the darkness. [Confucius]  8/28/2004 06:57

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. [Will Rogers]  By JooJ - 8/28/2004 05:46

Money can buy a bed but not sleep.  By CBS - 8/28/2004 03:10

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.  By Tammy - 8/28/2004 02:18

A successful man is who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is who can find such a man. [Lana Turner]  8/28/2004 01:56

When there is a will, there are 500 relatives.  By Joy - 8/28/2004 01:13

Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue.  By Jerry - 8/28/2004 00:32

An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex. [Edgar Wallace]  8/27/2004 16:07

The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a window. [Robert Paul]  8/27/2004 15:31