If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?  9/3/2004 01:17

A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity. An optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. [Winston Churchill]  By Rose - 9/3/2004 00:37

Live well, Laugh often, Love much.  By Ruby - 9/2/2004 20:04

The more we learn the more we know, the more we know the more we forget , the more we forget the less we know, so why LEARN?!  9/2/2004 12:42

The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates. [Dave Barry]  9/2/2004 09:15

A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing. [Duane Dewel]  9/2/2004 08:21

I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic. [Woody Allen]  9/2/2004 07:12

He who never made a mistake never made a discovery.  By Kevin - 9/2/2004 06:46

If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?  By Jim - 9/2/2004 06:03

The best and worst thing about time, is that it never stops! [Rick Cooper]  9/2/2004 05:20