Money can buy a clock but not time.  By CBS - 8/30/2004 01:01

I knew I was an unwanted child when I saw that my bathtoys were a toaster and a curling iron. [Joan Rivers]  By Brittany - 8/29/2004 23:06

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A widow.  By Maristela - 8/29/2004 17:49

I'll sleep long enough when I'm dead!  By www.dbss1.tk - 8/29/2004 17:33

What we are is God's gift to us... What we become is our gift to God.  By Louli - 8/29/2004 15:42

If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, then talk in your sleep.  By Moody - 8/29/2004 10:10

I'm so ugly, when I was born the doctor slapped my mother.  8/29/2004 03:21

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. [Wayne Gretzky]  By JooJ2 - 8/29/2004 02:55

Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it. [Confucius]  By JooJ - 8/29/2004 02:32

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.  By Jim - 8/29/2004 02:15