Whoever says nothing is impossible obviously hasn't tried slamming a revolving door.  By Jerry - 8/31/2004 12:06

Men are like fish. Neither would get in trouble if they kept their mouths shut.  8/31/2004 11:22

Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.  By Tammy - 8/31/2004 10:50

Smoking can really kill a person, you should try it someday!  8/31/2004 10:18

He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire. [Winston Churchill]  By Rose - 8/31/2004 09:11

Life comes once only - Enjoy it while it lasts!  8/31/2004 08:02

Each beat guides me in your direction (on unconditional love). [Winston Churchill]  By Rose - 8/31/2004 04:58

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.  By sappho - 8/31/2004 02:55

Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.  By CBS - 8/31/2004 02:54

Knowledge is one thing that does not become second hand, when used.  8/31/2004 01:18