It is not the horse that draws the cart, it is the oats. [Russian proverb]  9/6/2004 23:01

You can pick up all the glass... but you can't remake the window.  By JooJ - 9/6/2004 22:03

Don't bore your friends with your troubles. Tell them to your enemies who will be delighted to hear about them. [Olin Miller]  9/6/2004 21:00

As chief Moses said: Today is a good day to die.  By Catherine Scott - 9/6/2004 19:16

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch. [Woody Allen]  9/6/2004 12:51

A half truth is a whole lie.  By Tammy - 9/6/2004 12:08

Mom & Pop were just a couple of kids when they got married. He was eighteen, she was sixteen and I was three. [Billie Holiday]  9/6/2004 11:56

You cannot tell which way the train went by looking at the track.  By Kevin - 9/6/2004 11:14

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. [Joan Rivers]  9/6/2004 10:43

What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home. [Ken Hammond]  9/6/2004 10:01