I'm not against half-naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be... [Benny Hill]  9/5/2004 03:33

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. [Chinese Proverb]  By JooJ - 9/5/2004 03:11

Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river. [Cordel Hull]  9/5/2004 02:40

My heart has been broken and is beyond repair.  By Catherine Scott - 9/5/2004 01:25

Children will soon forget your presents. They will always remember your presence.  By Kelly - 9/4/2004 13:11

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened. [Dr. Seuss]  By JooJ - 9/4/2004 12:52

Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind.  By Kevin - 9/4/2004 12:35

You tried, and you failed, so the lesson is, never try. [Homer J. Simpson]  9/4/2004 12:03

A mind is a terrible thing to waste.  9/4/2004 11:15

You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life. [Winston Churchill]  By Rose - 9/4/2004 11:14