Say nothing and keep saying nothing.  By Matty - 9/5/2004 15:10

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally. [WC Fields]  9/5/2004 13:34

I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking. [Joan Rivers]  9/5/2004 12:12

If they can send one man to the moon why can't they send them all?  By Tammy - 9/5/2004 11:30

What's another word for thesaurus? [Steven Wright]  9/5/2004 09:27

The definition of a consultant: Someone who borrows your watch, tells you the time and then charges you for the privilege.  By Kelly - 9/5/2004 08:06

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. [Charles Lamb]  9/5/2004 07:25

However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results. [Winston Churchill]  By JooJ - 9/5/2004 05:41

Divorce: The future tense of marriage.  By Tammy - 9/5/2004 04:27

If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?  9/5/2004 03:45