She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven. [Joan Rivers]  9/12/2004 07:12

I do wish I could tell you my age but it's impossible. It keeps changing all the time. [Greer Garson]  9/12/2004 05:05

I don't fear death, I fear loosing the ones I love.  By Tammy - 9/12/2004 04:27

Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead.  9/12/2004 03:16

I believe in the two party system... a party on Friday, and then on Saturday night! [Skit on Jay Leno's Tonight Show]  By FrequentSeas - 9/12/2004 01:32

How can you face a problem if the problem is in your face!  By ~LoveGhost~ - 9/11/2004 13:26

When it's dark enough, you can see the stars.  By ~LoveGhost~ - 9/11/2004 13:18

The secret of true greatness is simplicity.  By Nado - 9/11/2004 07:47

To sit on both side of the fence is to be happy!  By Chester - 9/11/2004 06:27

Where there is a will, there is a bill.  By FrequentSeas - 9/11/2004 06:20