Real happiness is when you marry a girl for love and find out later she has money. [Bob Monkhouse]  9/17/2004 13:12

I always wondered why babies spend so much time licking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food. [Robert Orben]  9/17/2004 12:20

I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer. [Bob Monkhouse]  9/17/2004 11:48

A doctor can't fix what the time ruins.  By A.Sharfo - 9/17/2004 11:11

Always draw limits to yourself but never limit your drawings!  By A.Sharfo - 9/17/2004 10:27

You can't get to the top by sitting on your bottom.  9/17/2004 08:39

I'd rather be a failure at something I enjoy than to be a success at something I hate. [George Burns]  9/17/2004 05:14

A right is not what someone gives you; it's what no one can take from you.  By CBS - 9/17/2004 02:34

You know ten things by learning one. [Japanese proverb]  9/16/2004 23:57

We buy things we don't need, with money we don't have, to impress people we don't know. [Larry Lea]  9/16/2004 22:23