Veni, Vedi, Visa: I Came. I Saw. I Shopped.  9/15/2004 04:17

You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing. [Michael Pritchard]  9/15/2004 03:20

When they say doctors are practicing, they aren't kidding.  9/15/2004 02:26

When in doubt, tell the truth. [Mark Twain]  9/15/2004 01:42

In every conceivable manner, the family is link to our past, bridge to our future.  By CBS - 9/15/2004 01:17

Let it hang as long as it can.  9/14/2004 20:47

The future belongs to those who prepare for it today. [Malcolm X]  9/14/2004 13:21

It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who. [Joan Rivers]  9/14/2004 12:37

Don't talk unless you can improve the silence.  By Ellis - 9/14/2004 12:14

Why can't you get a tan on your palms?  By Kelly - 9/14/2004 11:42