Tears will get you sympathy. Sweat will get you results.  By zNetter - 9/16/2004 18:38

Plan ahead, it wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.  By Jim - 9/16/2004 16:59

People never say, "It's only a game", when they're winning.  9/16/2004 15:51

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness after I was born.  9/16/2004 10:31

Does killing time damage eternity?  9/16/2004 08:19

Don't make love by the garden gate, cause love is blind but the neighbors ain't. [Margaret Harris]  9/16/2004 07:47

If winners never quit, and quitters never win, then why do we say quit while you're ahead?  By Kevin - 9/16/2004 06:26

Women should always let men have the last words of an argument... "Yes Ma'am".  By Kelly - 9/16/2004 04:58

Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble. [Martin Mull]  9/16/2004 04:17

People will believe most anything that is whispered to another.  9/16/2004 03:02