Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.  By Rose - 9/22/2004 05:48

The greatest part of our happiness depends on our dispositions, not our circumstances.  By CBS - 9/22/2004 02:33

When you are arguing with an idiot, make sure the other person isn't doing the same thing.  9/22/2004 01:47

You're in middle age when you realize you have more on your mind and less on your head.  9/22/2004 01:04

Life is like a big wheel, you have to ride it till the wheels fall off.  By ms.S.Easter - 9/21/2004 23:35

The brave may not live forever, but the cautious never live at all.  9/21/2004 11:29

Of course i know how to copy disks. Where's the Xerox machine?  By Jos - 9/21/2004 09:35

Never argue with a stupid person, first he'll drag you down to his level then beat you with experience!  By Jos - 9/21/2004 08:50

You cannot be lonely if you like the person you're alone with.  By Jos - 9/21/2004 08:36

Sorrow looks back, worry looks around and faith looks up.  By Jos - 9/21/2004 08:29