What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity.  By Matt - 9/23/2004 04:03

So is cheerfulness, or a good temper, the more it is spent, the more remains.  By CBS - 9/23/2004 03:17

Statistics is like a Bikini; what is revealed is suggestive, but what is concealed is vital.  9/23/2004 01:43

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. [Einstein]  9/23/2004 01:04

Opinions are like buttholes, everyone has one.  By PiNkFIoyD5 - 9/23/2004 00:35

I count my riches with the number of smiles i put on peoples faces.  By ayokxy - 9/22/2004 13:53

The only stupid question is the question you don't ask.  By JooJ - 9/22/2004 09:21

The word 'Listen' contains the same letters as the word 'Silent'. [Alfred Brendel]  By JooJ2 - 9/22/2004 08:27

Tough times gets you real friends and others get you tough times.  9/22/2004 07:44

Which Eternity do you prefer? Smoking or Non-Smoking.  By JooJ - 9/22/2004 07:02