Why hurricanes named after women? Cause when they arrive, they're wet and wild, but when they go, they take your house and car.  By Kevin - 9/29/2004 00:21

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?  9/28/2004 17:05

Choose your love, love your choice.  9/28/2004 15:47

B(est) I(nformation) B(efore) L(eaving) E(arth).  By Steve - 9/28/2004 14:38

Always forgive your enemies but never forget their names.  9/28/2004 13:04

A rumor is as hard to unspread as butter.  By Genn - 9/28/2004 11:48

A person who makes no mistakes, generally makes nothing.  9/28/2004 10:12

A penny will hide the biggest star in the universe if you hold it close enough to your eye.  By JooJ - 9/28/2004 08:53

The only way to make sure people you agree with can speak is to support the rights of people you don't agree with.  By CBS - 9/28/2004 02:46

A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.  By JooJ - 9/28/2004 02:04