Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. [Scottish Proverb]  10/3/2004 10:18

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. [Robert McCloskey]  10/3/2004 09:57

Dieting is wishful shrinking.  By JooJ - 10/3/2004 09:04

Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!  10/3/2004 08:06

Why do we always want to grow up when we're young and be younger when we're old?  10/3/2004 06:54

Extraordinary: it is the "extra" that make us more than ordinary.  10/3/2004 05:42

Everything is possible; just not too probable.  10/3/2004 04:11

Every person is a fool in somebody's opinion. [Spanish Proverb]  By JooJ - 10/3/2004 02:38

Even though a marriage is made in heaven, the maintenance work has to be done here on earth!  By JooJ - 10/3/2004 01:09

Don't borrow sorrow from tommorrow!  10/2/2004 23:57