Hell has no exits. Heaven needs none.  10/5/2004 01:58

He has Van Gogh's ear for music. [Billy Wilder]  10/5/2004 01:20

Contrary to some algebraic equations, 2+2 does not equal -3.  By John - 10/5/2004 01:14

The most simple lessons that can be easily learned are the teachings that are most often denied.  By John - 10/5/2004 00:47

Every day is like a box of assorted farts, you never know which one will stink worse.  By John - 10/5/2004 00:41

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?  By Boo - 10/4/2004 12:46

He who angers you controls you!  By mimi - 10/4/2004 11:41

Golden Rule: Those who have the gold rule.  By ~~ZZZ~~ - 10/4/2004 10:09

Happiness is not something you have in your hands, it is something you carry in you heart.  10/4/2004 08:47

Why does Queen Elizabeth, who has people to put on her make-up, do her hair, and needs no cash or identification carry a purse?  10/4/2004 08:13