There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, hire someone, or forbid your kids to do it.  By JooJ - 10/10/2004 13:01

There are three billion women who don't look like super models and only eight who do.  10/10/2004 03:52

Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up?  By Kevin - 10/10/2004 03:14

The larger the mistake, the greater the probability of success on the next attempt! [Rick Swenson]  10/10/2004 02:20

Easy to weep for a lost love. Difficult to take care of so not to loose it.  By Tammy - 10/10/2004 01:46

A bargain is something you can't use at a price you can't resist. [Franklin Jones]  10/10/2004 01:02

A lot of dogs, not enough bones.  By John - 10/10/2004 00:31

Ignorance breeds stupidity.  By whipping_dragon - 10/9/2004 16:30

Actions lie louder than words!  By Rose - 10/9/2004 06:14

There can be no rainbow without a cloud and a storm.  10/9/2004 04:02