How is it that a building burns up as it burns down?  10/8/2004 06:44

Your children know you love them by your presence not your presents.  10/8/2004 05:07

It is not the fact of liberty but the way in which liberty is exercised that ultimately determines whether liberty survives.  By CBS - 10/8/2004 02:53

Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again!  By Jos - 10/7/2004 07:30

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk!  By Jos - 10/7/2004 07:20

Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop!  By Jos - 10/7/2004 07:12

Could your eyes be called an academy, because there are pupils there?  10/7/2004 02:31

Exams are like girlfriends: Too many questions, difficult to understand, more explanation needed, and result is always FAIL!  By Xen - 10/7/2004 02:03

If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in paradise because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake.  By Xen - 10/7/2004 01:44

The best time to plant an oak tree is 20 years ago, the next best time is right now!  By JooJ - 10/7/2004 01:31